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Two Articles To Make UK Fans' Heads Explode

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http://cfn.scout.com/2/1572350.html

http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/08/11/college-football-playoff-dark-horses-sleepers

The latter:
Louisville

After a successful debut season in the ACC, Louisville now looks to take the next step and contend for a conference title. That’s no easy task in the Atlantic Division with Florida State and Clemson, but the opening is there this year. If the Cardinals can capitalize, they could play their way into the top four.

Despite returning five starters, the offense should build on its 5.1 yards per play now that it’s in its second year under Bobby Petrino. When Petrino took over at Arkansas, the Razorbacks also averaged 5.1 yards per play in his first season before leaping to 6.3 in Year Two. Personnel matters, of course, but the track record for improvement is there, especially with all three quarterbacks who played last year returning in addition to the Cardinals’ top rusher, Brandon Radcliff. Most of the pieces are gone from last year’s elite defense (4.5 yards allowed per play), but Louisville isn’t as inexperienced as would be expected thanks to transfers. Key additions like former Big 12 defensive player of the year Devonte Fields and former Georgia defensive backs Shaq Wiggins and Josh Harvey-Clemons should keep the Cardinals thriving.

Louisville has an opportunity to take down Florida State or Clemson and win the division. The Seminoles are rebounding from the loss of Jameis Winston and their running game remains up in the air due to Dalvin Cook’s suspension, while Clemson’s offense is heavily dependent on Deshaun Watson’s health. The Cardinals also have a chance to score one of the marquee victories of the nonconference slate with their Week One matchup against Auburn. With enough key wins, Louisville could present a very compelling case to the selection committee.
 
Don't ya know? UL sucks and the national media is sleeping on the Cayuts. . . Because we say so. . .and bigger, faster and stronger. . . and we eat healthier. . . and our players run really fast. Does that cover it?
 
So the formula is: get better at QB, get much better at O line, replace Parker without missing a step, stay just as good on defense as last year, get lots of production from JHC and Fields, avoid injuries and discipline problems, beat Auburn, beat FSU and/or Clemson, and avoid tripping up in any of the other games?

I agree, that would probably do the trick. What an enlightening piece!
 
It's a lot simpler than that... Have Petrino as your coach.

LPT Football: Unable to appreciate what good coaching means...
 
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I have no idea what's going to happen for the Cards or Cayuts this year, especially in their game. At best, all we can do is go by what recent history tell us which is, UofL has a four game winning streak, is currently coached by a man who HATES UK and who has a 6-1 record against them (I think), and has been regularly placing underrated (as in, coached up) players into the NFL. It's reasonable to expect UofL to have a better year than UK and to expect a win by the Cards in November.

Now, I totally understand UK fans being excited about the improvement they expect to see this fall and to even be optimistic about a better season than they've had since when Papaw was stalking the sidelines. However, I will NEVER understand the rationale behind writing checks with your mouth on your opponent's message board that your team may very well not be able to cover. But that's how UK rolls.
 
So the formula is: get better at QB, get much better at O line, replace Parker without missing a step, stay just as good on defense as last year, get lots of production from JHC and Fields, avoid injuries and discipline problems, beat Auburn, beat FSU and/or Clemson, and avoid tripping up in any of the other games?

I agree, that would probably do the trick. What an enlightening piece!

The article is speaking to parity in general by speaking out on behalf of a program that isn't a traditional power. The point is more about playoff participants not being limited to the usual suspects. The article did not guarantee anything.

It's an indirect show of excitement to having a playoff in general, and why it's cool to look outside of the box for potential playoff participants. An opportunity to show more programs love.

A similar piece is probably being written on behalf of 10-15 other programs that could crash the usual suspect party.
 
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The article is speaking to parity in general by speaking out on behalf of a program that isn't a traditional power. The point is more about playoff participants not being limited to the usual suspects. The article did not guarantee anything.

It's an indirect show of excitement to having a playoff in general, and why it's cool to look outside of the box for potential playoff participants. An opportunity to show more programs love.

A similar piece is probably being written on behalf of 10-15 other programs that could crash the usual suspect party.
I know, I got you. Just amused at the idea that my head might explode on reading that UofL has a shot at the CFP if they can follow the 8 step formula in the article. You know the saying, if my aunt had... well, never mind.
 
I know, I got you. Just amused at the idea that my head might explode on reading that UofL has a shot at the CFP if they can follow the 8 step formula in the article. You know the saying, if my aunt had... well, never mind.
Humor is your friend. I appreciate your take and many, many other mature and interested UK football fans. But surely you know your fan base better than that. The TMucks, MrsSchwumps, Jauk's, dorkmeister's of the world congregate under your flag, absolutely driven by irrational hatred for Louisville. Making their heads explode is at times way too easy, but this bit I featured could send them spiraling downwards in a depressive nightmare. I am only trying to hasten their fall. Why waste time??
 
In reality the CBS Bowl projection of the Music City Bowl is much more realistic then the CFP but still can enjoy a little National love for Louisville.

Also to be fair it was a tougher task last year replacing three 1st Round Picks including Bridgewater and 7 Starters from the 2013 Defense
 
The unfortunate reality is that I've watched UofL come uncomfortably close to contending for a NC game appearance twice in the past decade. I don't happen to think either team was really top 5, but they were damn close to getting a shot. Thank goodness light prevailed.
 
The unfortunate reality is that I've watched UofL come uncomfortably close to contending for a NC game appearance twice in the past decade. I don't happen to think either team was really top 5, but they were damn close to getting a shot. Thank goodness light prevailed.

William Gay offsides penalty at Rutgers...don't remind me....convinced to this day we would have beaten Ohio State even without Michael Bush.
 
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Louisville should compete with everyone on their schedule. There's no question they have a great opportunity this year. But again, their issue is going to be quality, experienced depth. I think injuries or lack thereof will determine the course of this season for UL.
 
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I know, I got you. Just amused at the idea that my head might explode on reading that UofL has a shot at the CFP if they can follow the 8 step formula in the article. You know the saying, if my aunt had... well, never mind.

I will tell you one thing that is much less likely than UofL making the CFP: the self-proclaimed University of Kentucky making it. For that to happen UK would have to win all of their non-conference games which includes beating Louisville for the first time in five years; win the SEC East which would require beating USCJr. and Vandy and then winning at least five of six games against teams clearly better than them: Miss. St., Georgia, Auburn, Missouri, a Florida team they haven't beaten since the first Bush Administration, and a Tennessee team they've beaten once since Reagan was president. Then they would still likely need to win the SEC Championship Game. I'm more likely to win the Powerball without buying a ticket.
 
I know, I got you. Just amused at the idea that my head might explode on reading that UofL has a shot at the CFP if they can follow the 8 step formula in the article. You know the saying, if my aunt had... well, never mind.

First off the subject line is clearly geared to the irrational portion, the haters.

That's not really you.

As for the concept of a large quantity of steps needed for title formula.... There are a # of obstacles/keys to all teams. tOSU did not get a title via a 3 step process. I'm sure going into the season, their fans, and fans that are very familiar w/ their program could point to a # of things that would need to happen for them to win a title.

Which again, is the point full circle. There are more elite programs than there are elite teams. It's a world of parity and the mere fact that a couple of national publications can point out potential break out seasons from unsuspecting programs points directly to that concept.

The fact that 4 teams get invited to a playoff makes it more exciting nationally. Twice as many teams get a shot in the end.
 
I will tell you one thing that is much less likely than UofL making the CFP: the self-proclaimed University of Kentucky making it. For that to happen UK would have to win all of their non-conference games which includes beating Louisville for the first time in five years; win the SEC East which would require beating USCJr. and Vandy and then winning at least five of six games against teams clearly better than them: Miss. St., Georgia, Auburn, Missouri, a Florida team they haven't beaten since the first Bush Administration, and a Tennessee team they've beaten once since Reagan was president. Then they would still likely need to win the SEC Championship Game. I'm more likely to win the Powerball without buying a ticket.
The UK-ISIS parallel at the beginning of the post is pretty funny, have to say
 
I know, I got you. Just amused at the idea that my head might explode on reading that UofL has a shot at the CFP if they can follow the 8 step formula in the article. You know the saying, if my aunt had... well, never mind.

I thought he was saying that trying to read might make UK fans heads explode.
 
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1572350.html

http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/08/11/college-football-playoff-dark-horses-sleepers

The latter:
Louisville

After a successful debut season in the ACC, Louisville now looks to take the next step and contend for a conference title. That’s no easy task in the Atlantic Division with Florida State and Clemson, but the opening is there this year. If the Cardinals can capitalize, they could play their way into the top four.

Despite returning five starters, the offense should build on its 5.1 yards per play now that it’s in its second year under Bobby Petrino. When Petrino took over at Arkansas, the Razorbacks also averaged 5.1 yards per play in his first season before leaping to 6.3 in Year Two. Personnel matters, of course, but the track record for improvement is there, especially with all three quarterbacks who played last year returning in addition to the Cardinals’ top rusher, Brandon Radcliff. Most of the pieces are gone from last year’s elite defense (4.5 yards allowed per play), but Louisville isn’t as inexperienced as would be expected thanks to transfers. Key additions like former Big 12 defensive player of the year Devonte Fields and former Georgia defensive backs Shaq Wiggins and Josh Harvey-Clemons should keep the Cardinals thriving.

Just read the articles

Louisville has an opportunity to take down Florida State or Clemson and win the division. The Seminoles are rebounding from the loss of Jameis Winston and their running game remains up in the air due to Dalvin Cook’s suspension, while Clemson’s offense is heavily dependent on Deshaun Watson’s health. The Cardinals also have a chance to score one of the marquee victories of the nonconference slate with their Week One matchup against Auburn. With enough key wins, Louisville could present a very compelling case to the selection committee.
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1572350.html

http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/08/11/college-football-playoff-dark-horses-sleepers

The latter:
Louisville

After a successful debut season in the ACC, Louisville now looks to take the next step and contend for a conference title. That’s no easy task in the Atlantic Division with Florida State and Clemson, but the opening is there this year. If the Cardinals can capitalize, they could play their way into the top four.

Despite returning five starters, the offense should build on its 5.1 yards per play now that it’s in its second year under Bobby Petrino. When Petrino took over at Arkansas, the Razorbacks also averaged 5.1 yards per play in his first season before leaping to 6.3 in Year Two. Personnel matters, of course, but the track record for improvement is there, especially with all three quarterbacks who played last year returning in addition to the Cardinals’ top rusher, Brandon Radcliff. Most of the pieces are gone from last year’s elite defense (4.5 yards allowed per play), but Louisville isn’t as inexperienced as would be expected thanks to transfers. Key additions like former Big 12 defensive player of the year Devonte Fields and former Georgia defensive backs Shaq Wiggins and Josh Harvey-Clemons should keep the Cardinals thriving.

Louisville has an opportunity to take down Florida State or Clemson and win the division. The Seminoles are rebounding from the loss of Jameis Winston and their running game remains up in the air due to Dalvin Cook’s suspension, while Clemson’s offense is heavily dependent on Deshaun Watson’s health. The Cardinals also have a chance to score one of the marquee victories of the nonconference slate with their Week One matchup against Auburn. With enough key wins, Louisville could present a very compelling case to the selection committee.
Gosh, I was scared to try it, but I read both articles and thank God, no explosion.
 
LOL, yeah. Bummer.

I think he must be a UK Scientologist.

He's clearly not a real UK fan.

Those two articles have resulted in a dozen or so head-bombs this off season. The truest of the true blue. There aren't as many UK football fans as you'd think. At least that would dare read those two articles. ;)
 
So the formula is: get better at QB, get much better at O line, replace Parker without missing a step, stay just as good on defense as last year, get lots of production from JHC and Fields, avoid injuries and discipline problems, beat Auburn, beat FSU and/or Clemson, and avoid tripping up in any of the other games?

I agree, that would probably do the trick. What an enlightening piece!
Discipline problems? This coming from a fan of a program that ranks 12th in the FBS with 18 arrests in the last 5 years. Welcome to the Top 25. LOL
 
No doubt "things can happen" off field, could be academics, sometimes a kid just quits, death in family - a # of things can happen to keep a guy out of a game or more.
 
Meh, still think Kentucky wins.
That's your job, lol. This year, you seem to have an awful lot of company.

I don't, for the record. My suspicion is that you have one fairly immobile and large QB who is a wall between a 7-5 and a 3-9 season.
 
Calling Towles "immobile" shows your ignorance.
I've watched him play. He's a pretty dam good ball carrier. In the pocket is where his growth needed to come from and much of that could equally be because of young receivers, not running sharp, good routes. I also think Townes could be a great passer over time. He ran too much last season, battering his 245 pounds into 300 pounders and psychotic corners and the I suspect Stoops knows it.
 
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