Who's sweatier- Porky or Cow?

[BPGhost]

Not sure why Cow ever wears a blue shirt - perhaps he's so slippery simply because he's so slippery. That said, just saw Porky saturate a Sham-Wow with that canned ham he calls a face.

I guess being obese is the common thread...

 

[beantowncard]

Huh?

 

[n4cer2ad]

I second the Huh???????

 

[FloridaCard]

I second the Huh???????

Yeah. ?????

 

[BPGhost]

It's a fairly simple (if not lighthearted) question. Who is the bigger sweaty mess - calipary or stupes?

I wondered after watching stupes going thru towel after towel drying his big fat head.

 

[Louisvillian]

I imagine Porky is madder than a wet hen after watching his team give up 14 points in 30 seconds right before the half.

 

[KerryRhodes]

I imagine Porky is madder than a wet hen after watching his team give up 14 points in 30 seconds right before the half.

Damn i always miss when the cayuts flub up.

How'd it happen ??

 

[Cue Card]

He's probably a little mad at himself for calling a timeout and putting his own kicker on ice when the score was 14-10.

 

[Louisvillian]

Damn i always miss when the cayuts flub up.

How'd it happen ??

I actually missed it too. All I know is it was 14-10 with about a minute and a half left with MSU driving and the next time I looked up it was 28-10 with 35 seconds left in the half.

 

[Bburgbandit]

He's probably a little mad at himself for calling a timeout and putting his own kicker on ice when the score was 14-10.

The canned ham for a face made me laugh

 

[HedleyLamarr]

Jesse Palmer just said that the last two drives of the first half, Mississippi State looked like they were playing against air. Kentucky's bubble is bursting...

 

[Bburgbandit]

Not sure why Cow ever wears a blue shirt - perhaps he's so slippery simply because he's so slippery. That said, just saw Porky saturate a Sham-Wow with that canned ham he calls a face.

I guess being obese is the common thread...

Anyone see Porky point at the ref and call him a motherf@cker?

 

[ShortCreek]

Coach Stupid = Pillsbury Doughboy

 

[beasleythecard]

The uofk coach. Aka porky is the mayor of toronto cut him some slack

 

[iflyeli]

The uofk coach. Aka porky is the mayor of toronto cut him some slack

I might use this as my signature from now on!

Brent Musberger from last night during the Kentucky game:

"Some things change, some things stay the same. Kentucky football ladies and gents."