Kash has only been on campus a few weeks and has completely took over all off season workouts. There have been multiple reports that he has reprimanded and punished several upper class man for not giving 110% every second. He has single handedly changed the culture. He does not allow rap and hip hop music to be played in the facilities.
He wakes at 330 am and runs 10 miles and splits firewood 2 hours before he goes to the gym to lift another 3 hours, 6 days a week.
Kash ain't playing. If ul fans want to call him a liar for boldly promising BBN an SEC championship and 30 for 30 documentaries about The Legendarys, you do so at the risk of future embarrassment. Because I'm taking down names.
“Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'”
“He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.”
“I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.”
BILL FRICKIN BRASKY!!