How does Romney compare to Roosevelt? Well for one thing, Romney will never be
accused of being a traitor to his class but there are other differences. Roosevelt had no control over his legs,
Romney has similar problems with his mouth and neither man could walk
gracefully (watch Romney walk up to a podium, it looks like he has an aspirin
between his knees). Roosevelt's dog
Falla had the run of the White House, Romney's dog Shamus had the runs on a car's
roof. Roosevelt sent American destroyers
to England, Romney sent American jobs to India. Roosevelt invented Social
Security, Romney invented Obamacare.
Roosevelt expressed no opinion on the subject of abortion, Romney has
expressed every possible position on abortion. Roosevelt claimed it was patriotic to pay one's
taxes, Romney claims it's stupid to pay one's taxes or to release evidence thereof. Roosevelt had a Swiss watch, Romney has a
Swiss bank accout. Roosevelt had a
retreat in Warm Springs Georgia, Mitt Romney has a shelter in the Caymen
Islands.
accused of being a traitor to his class but there are other differences. Roosevelt had no control over his legs,
Romney has similar problems with his mouth and neither man could walk
gracefully (watch Romney walk up to a podium, it looks like he has an aspirin
between his knees). Roosevelt's dog
Falla had the run of the White House, Romney's dog Shamus had the runs on a car's
roof. Roosevelt sent American destroyers
to England, Romney sent American jobs to India. Roosevelt invented Social
Security, Romney invented Obamacare.
Roosevelt expressed no opinion on the subject of abortion, Romney has
expressed every possible position on abortion. Roosevelt claimed it was patriotic to pay one's
taxes, Romney claims it's stupid to pay one's taxes or to release evidence thereof. Roosevelt had a Swiss watch, Romney has a
Swiss bank accout. Roosevelt had a
retreat in Warm Springs Georgia, Mitt Romney has a shelter in the Caymen
Islands.
