A Card fan biatches about a thread Cat fans will “invade . . . .”Huh?
I come back with a response, as though a CO on a Higgin’s landing craft (like D-Day) . . . .
And warn the blue-clad invading men in my charge to ignore the bodies in the water adjacent to the 2nd Street Bridge (Cat fans like to joke about Cards flinging themselves off Jefferson County bridges, with losses) . . . .
And make snide reference to the Card’s ACC baseball loss as having caused the suicides.
Look, I’ll try to be more basic, in future attempts at humor.
Here we go:
A Rabbi, a Priest, a Baptist Minister and Coach Satterfield walk into a bar together. The bartender looks up and says, “this has got to be a fu&@ing joke!”
The Priest says, “no, actually, we’re just looking for the best fish sandwich in Louisville!”