Which would you rather do?

[CommodoreCard]

A). Listen to Jimmy “Cal’s Fluffer” Dykes call a Kentucky game

B). Get hit in the junk by a bowling ball


I choose bowling ball.....

 

[nccardfan]

I choose Dykes getting hit by the bowling ball, although not in the groin, he doesn’t have any nads.

 

[kentuckyshame]

Listening to Dykes call a uk game is like shoving firecrackers in my ears and lighting them.

 

[PHCARD]

Does the lady without junk get another choice?

 

[PHCARD]

Of course a real lady wouldn’t mention junk.

 

[kentuckyshame]

Of course a real lady wouldn’t mention junk.

My wife NEVER mentions it

 

[FloridaCard]

A). Listen to Jimmy “Cal’s Fluffer” Dykes call a Kentucky game

B). Get hit in the junk by a bowling ball


I choose bowling ball.....

Who listens to UK games?

 

[CommodoreCard]

He’s the absolute worst “talent” on E$PN, and they have a long list of terrible talent.

 

[nccardfan]

Who listens to UK games?

He called the UNC/Notre Dame game last night... of course he mentioned UK as the best team in the SEC... wait wasn’t this a ACC game? He is so full of himself. Him and his plane.

 

[CommodoreCard]

That goofy Marty Smith is pretty terrible too. Total country fried rube.

 

[PHCARD]

That goofy Marty Smith is pretty terrible too. Total country fried rube.

Life is better with the mute on.

 

[kentuckyshame]

Great news Commodore, Jimmy Dykes will be in the Yum calling the game for Espn. At least your junk will be safe today

 

[ShortCreek]

He called the UNC/Notre Dame game last night... of course he mentioned UK as the best team in the SEC... wait wasn’t this a ACC game? He is so full of himself. Him and his plane.

How about Vitale, must always mention kitties during our games. Would love to run into him and tell him to save those comments. Complete joke. Dykes sucks too.

 

[CommodoreCard]

Great news Commodore, Jimmy Dykes will be in the Yum calling the game for Espn. At least your junk will be safe today

We as a Louisville crowd should throw beer on him every time he says something about the Grovers. My guess Dykes will come out as wet as he is when he exits Cal’s boudoir...

 

[CommodoreCard]

A friend pointed out to me that some Grover named JCKatz (?) on their board called me out about my bowling ball post, I don’t know who this Grover is but I need to start collecting rent.

Did this Grover used to post here?

 

[gocds]

A friend pointed out to me that some Grover named JCKatz (?) on their board called me out about my bowling ball post, I don’t know who this Grover is but I need to start collecting rent.

Did this Grover used to post here?

I think he used to drive around in a fake police car leading uahkay to their hotel, etc. A real piece of work and an accomplished idiot.

GO CARDS - BEAT EVERYBODY!!! God Bless America!!!

 

[CommodoreCard]

I think he used to drive around in a fake police car leading uahkay to their hotel, etc. A real piece of work and an accomplished idiot.

GO CARDS - BEAT EVERYBODY!!! God Bless America!!!

Sounds stellar....