Top 10 Things to do TODAY in Lexington, Kentucky

[Heels Noir]

10 - Close your eyes and think about what might have been

9 - Complain about those classless athletes at U of L

8 - Get stupid drunk for a second day in a row and hook up with your other sister

7 - Purchase a new TV to replace the one you put your foot through Saturday night

6 - Login at Rupp Rafters and resume expressing your utter disdain for Coach Cal, Wisconsin, the players, the refs, the NCAA, ESPN, Christian Laettner, all of the "haters" in the world, etc., etc.

5 - Go back to State Street and practice rioting until you no longer do it like a bunch of amateurs

4 - Gather your friends and plan an NBA Draft Day party to honor the annual "biggest day in the history of Kentucky basketball"

3 - Turn your sights to football and wonder if the gridiron Cats can possibly suck any worse this season than they did last season

2 - Boycott CBS's broadcast of the national championship game and tune in to "Dancing With The Stars" instead

1 - Call Ashley Judd and tell her she's annoying and a jinx

 

[Cardiotonic]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Now that's funny, great post !!!!!!!

 

[Steelers2012]

Funny stuff. Polite golf clap.

 

[Majestic Red]

11. Wear a Duke shirt

 

[Bardman]

12. Scrape off your 40-0 tattoos with a dull, wooden knife.

 

[OmegaCard]

Nice work.

 

[CashCard]

Lol that's great

 

[Cardiotonic]

13. Back up the old truck, hook up the trailer home and move to West Virginia until next season !!!!

 

[ULCard17]

14. burn a couch.

 

[Louisvillian]

15. Give the Duke Blue Devils and Coach K a standing ovation on their 5th National Championship while proving they were the best college basketball team in 2015.

 

[Deeva]

Originally posted by Louisvillian:
15. Give the Duke Blue Devils and Coach K a standing ovation on their 5th National Championship while proving they were the best college basketball team in 2015.

And...Coach K just passed Adolph Rupp and has sole possession of second with 5 Championships

 

[Cardsmack29]

Call your kin folk to bail you out of jail after your display of :...

Domestic violence, rioting, drunk driving, public intoxication at Easter mass, fighting your bookie for your money back, indecent exposure for urinating on an undercover cop's car who has UofL tags, and last but not least......crying on national tv over a basketball game and being called out by Seth Davis. You should be arrested for being such a wuss.

WHAAAAAAAHHH!!
This post was edited on 4/7 11:45 AM by Cardsmack29

 

[KerryRhodes]

Classic thread !

 

[PHCARD]

We know them well. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[PervisTheGreat]

Brush your tooth