It’s Sunday...

[OlhamCardinal]

Where’s the news, the leaks, the rumors?
Tyra Meeting with Satterfield...
Tyra talks to Mel Tucker’s agent...
Nick Saban shows interest in UL job...
Bobby Petrino was influenced by aliens...
Santa to give boils lumps of coal for Christmas...
Jalen Hurts and Kelly Bryant fight over chance to be next Cardinal QB...

C’mon....let’s hear something!!!

 

[Cue Card]

Where’s the news, the leaks, the rumors?
Tyra Meeting with Satterfield...
Tyra talks to Mel Tucker’s agent...
Nick Saban shows interest in UL job...
Bobby Petrino was influenced by aliens...
Santa to give boils lumps of coal for Christmas...
Jalen Hurts and Kelly Bryant fight over chance to be next Cardinal QB...

C’mon....let’s hear something!!!

Well, since you asked - I have heard thru that infamous grapevine that Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg will donate 10 billion dollars each to UofL. Money is no longer a problem for Tyra, and he has offered Nick Saban 100 million a year for 10 years if he wants the job. Insiders say he's ready to make the jump.

 

[OlhamCardinal]

Well, since you asked - I have heard thru that infamous grapevine that Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg will donate 10 billion dollars each to UofL. Money is no longer a problem for Tyra, and he has offered Nick Saban 100 million a year for 10 years if he wants the job. Insiders say he's ready to make the jump.

Sorry to tell you but my sources (I know people who know things) tell me that Saban turned us down and will be the next coach at Perdue (the chicken place, not the school).

 

[Cue Card]

Sorry to tell you but my sources (I know people who know things) tell me that Saban turned us down and will be the next coach at Perdue (the chicken place, not the school).

I thought they were the same place. Learn something new every single day!

 

[OlhamCardinal]

It’s awfully quiet here today. I suppose that many fans, like me, are busy praying this torture ends soon. #readytomoveon, #pleasemakeadecision, #whositgonnabe, #getonwithitalready!

 

[wilkie01]

DNA was taken from Knute Kenneth Rockne bones with Notre Dame's permission. A test tube baby was cloned. He is now grown and Tyra will hire him. Announcement on Monday

 

[Louisvillian]

UK playing football on New Years Day. Yea! Yea!

Best Mildcat team in almost 70 years and you get to play in the Conference “5th Place” Bowl.

The UK football ‘Salad days’. Go crazy, Go crazy!

 

[OlhamCardinal]

I think Stupes deserves an eight year contract extension at $6 million per year and a $20 million, non-decreasing buyout!! Cayuts will own the $EC until at least 2025!!!!