I wouldn’t sh!t in her cooch. Why any college age kid with access to all the pooty tang there is to offer would even give it a second look apparently hasn’t been out much. I imagine it looked like a cross between a piece of fried bologna and a three day old roast beef sandwich that had laid out in the sun. Stanky at best.
LOL. Long ago, a great sage once told me, "if it has more folds than a ham sandwich, you want no part of it."