HARRELL KNOCKED OUT REMAINDER OF FREAKING TOURNAMENT!

[beakwithteeth]

My Twit is blowing up! Seattle Sun Times... "University of Louisville All American power forward Montrezl Harrell has been knocked out of the remainder of the tournament after allegedly being jumped by a fellow teammate."

"In what's being described as a merciless triple jump attack, Harrell was knocked out by 7 foot freshman center Matz Stockman during the teams pregame checkers tournament". "A defenseless Harrell described the big Swede as ruthless.

More to come on this later...

kingme

bwt

 

[shadow force]

Man, you almost gave me a heart attack!

 

[cardz4life]

You should be locked up man. Assault with deadly key strokes. In think a lot people heart just skipped a beat.

 

[CardFan1130]

Cool story bro!

 

[Louisvillian]

Why?

 

[Bburgbandit]

Well that pair of underwear are done

 

[KerryRhodes]

Drinkin a little to much to early, huh

 

[Franktowncard]

A$$hole lmao

 

[Knucklehank1]

Originally posted by beakwithteeth:
My Twit is blowing up! Seattle Sun Times... "University of Louisville All American power forward Montrezl Harrell has been knocked out of the remainder of the tournament after allegedly being jumped by a fellow teammate."

"In what's being described as a merciless triple jump attack, Harrell was knocked out by 7 foot freshman center Matz Stockman during the teams pregame checkers tournament". "A defenseless Harrell described the big Swede as ruthless.

More to come on this later...

kingme

bwt

Safe to say that a writing career with The Onion is not in your future. This wasn't even funny.

 

[geo_joe]

Bangs had it first.

 

[Deeva]

Originally posted by Bburgbandit:
Well that pair of underwear are done

Hilarious

 

[Bisky]

Originally posted by Knucklehank1:

Originally posted by beakwithteeth:
My Twit is blowing up! Seattle Sun Times... "University of Louisville All American power forward Montrezl Harrell has been knocked out of the remainder of the tournament after allegedly being jumped by a fellow teammate."

"In what's being described as a merciless triple jump attack, Harrell was knocked out by 7 foot freshman center Matz Stockman during the teams pregame checkers tournament". "A defenseless Harrell described the big Swede as ruthless.

More to come on this later...

kingme

bwt

Safe to say that a writing career with The Onion is not in your future. This wasn't even funny.

I think that is the first requirement of 'the onion'

 

[bobalouisville]

DUMB post

 

[ULCard17]

How did you know?