With what is expected to be a slow time on the board for obvious reasons I decided to put together a second round of annual predictions. Please feel free to disagree and/or add your own predictions. I did this about a year and half ago with near 100% accuracy. Here we go:
Coach McDonnell and the baseball Cards finally put it all together and take the CWS this year, avenging last year's loss to CSFU in the final.
Ray and McKay named Co-MOP's.
U of L BOT undergoes drastic changes, but not in time to save Ramsey. Ramsey is heard to say, "I am getting too old for this shit and by the way, I am still really rich." Then announces RamBurger franchise.
FB Cards finish second to Clemson in the regular season at 11-1, have ACC number 1 D, go to the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, would have made the playoff with a better OL.
Lamar Jackson rushes for 1500, passes for 2000
Kyle Bolin stays and leads us to 2 come from behind victories when Lamar is injured, finally earning some respect from PervisGriffith
Clemson wins the NC.
Patrick Towles - yeah, 0-5 for his career against the Cards. So depressed he returns to Lexington and buys Hatcher's remaining stock of weed, earns the nickname "Towlie."
Lovie Smith fires Garrick McGee after 3 seasons to save his own ass
Lovie Smith is fired by Illinois the following year, inquires into availability of Mark Stoops, but...
UaK FB takes a step back and goes 4-8, Stoops gets a contract extension, again, immediately exclaims 2017 is THE year
5 more UaK football players arrested
UaK BB still cannot win another NC despite the best talent, Calipari takes out his anger on Hostess and Chinese Buffets throughout Lexington, enters Fat Ass Acres Fat Farm in Hazard, KY, gets group discount with Lorenzen and Elam, they quickly loot the Food King creating a local state of emergency
Brad Calipari calls Saul Smith for emotional support within 2 weeks of Cayuts on the Run at 12:01, develop friendship, even Kim Davis does not veto their marriage license application because of her love for the 2 syllable Cayuts
Katina Powell arrested on charges of endangering the welfare of a minor, prostitution and being plain old fugly, escapes prosecution when she dies of syphillis.
Chane Behanan must see a doctor, get rid of it.
Larry Wilder found in another garbage can, this time outside of Powell's house, suspended from practice of law for inappropriate relations with a client, also must see a doctor, get rid of it
Andre McGee gets beaten to death by a midget stripper at a cheap strip club on 7th Street Road for getting lap dances he could not afford on Uber wages, police are looking for a midget stripper who was reportedly slightly taller than McGee and may or may not have been a female
NCAA accepts self imposed ban, Rick stays, we win the NC, with or without Nanu (isn't that a U2 song?)
CRP wins back to back NC's in 16-17 and retires (I said this before and stick by it)
Anas is an AA his senior year, after eating lots of Hostess and Chinese Buffets
Donovan Mitchell breaks 2 backboards...in the same game
Deng Adel racks up 3 triple doubles, considers going pro after favorable feedback, but stays another year because Mangok gets a year of eligibility back.
Brad Stevens wins an NBA championship at some point with Boston, never does he coach at U of L, unfortunately, because that almost happened
Billy Donovan leaves OKC when Durant and Westbrook opt out, replaces Rick and wins back to back NC's in 18-19, That's right, I said 4 in a row
KSP investigate mass suicide of people drinking blue Flavor Aid throughout Kentucky, Coach Stoops is suspected as mastermind with intent to weed out all UaK basketball fans, investigation quickly fizzles when lead detective correctly points out that Stoops' schemes never work
King Henry enters Rageaholics, makes it to step 2, kills his sponsor, gets his Ph.D. in English from prison
PervisGriffith wins Robbie Eisenger comeback player of the year award in Jewish Community Center over 40 league, 2d place goes to Beau Zach Smith.
ajgcard wins The Masters, along the way beats many 2 armed guys in long drive contests at local driving ranges to supplement his income
Rollem Cards' give a damn, still broken
gocds wins Powerball, buys Courier-Journal, just so he can change the name to Curious Urinal for one day, then fires everyone and closes it down
Pike96, maimed in bizarre vacuum cleaner accident, has to see the Ass Man to have it removed, Carwell Gardner listed as a person of interest
Jack Coffee finishes his college degree to be eligible for BOT, gets the appointment
Zipp moves to LA, marries Caitlin Jenner, they argue daily about who will pay for the Yum Center - both are wrong, correct answer is gocds with his lottery money
mwatson continues to yell at kids to get off his lawn, but still gets good info about Trinity kids
CardHack wins Pulitzer Prize in new Message Board Category
Sonya sues CFBM for alleged copyright infringement of her Christmas poem for this thread
Zgrasshopper elected Mayor of Lexington, first executive act is to change color of neon on their one tall building to red
Vegasville, tired of strippers from this ordeal leaves Vegas and moves back to Louisville, changes his name to VilleVille
T-Bone goes to Kansas believing he can find the Wizard of Oz, hopes for same result as the Scarecrow, denied.
Omar, don't worry about Omar, he's not with us no more
Cocoa blows his IRA on internet start up offering train trips to out of town U of L games, calls it WWW.GETONTHETRAIN.COM
Marty Pulliam gets his championship rings back, burglar prosecuted
Matt Jones, sent to penitentiary for breaking into Pulliam's house and stealing his U of L championship rings, set to be released after one year by UaK friendly parole board but decides he likes living with thousands of men and stays voluntarily
Sultan of Swine sets international message board record for threads with no replies
BOTH Birdteeth and Boom Boys continue to provide good information - and people complain about it
Capt. Tony continues to collect many bras, but still wishes for panties.
Cardiac Red and daughter's team win Indiana state basketball championship, he cannot help himself, burns his own couches to celebrate, wife is pissed, but understands
Howie gets his dream shot at ESPN, takes over for Lee Corso, biggest problem is head gear never fits over his big melon, we miss him
CardsDanSimpsonDay - whereabouts unknown
RIP Funnycide and Mrs. Birdteeth
Coach McDonnell and the baseball Cards finally put it all together and take the CWS this year, avenging last year's loss to CSFU in the final.
Ray and McKay named Co-MOP's.
U of L BOT undergoes drastic changes, but not in time to save Ramsey. Ramsey is heard to say, "I am getting too old for this shit and by the way, I am still really rich." Then announces RamBurger franchise.
FB Cards finish second to Clemson in the regular season at 11-1, have ACC number 1 D, go to the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, would have made the playoff with a better OL.
Lamar Jackson rushes for 1500, passes for 2000
Kyle Bolin stays and leads us to 2 come from behind victories when Lamar is injured, finally earning some respect from PervisGriffith
Clemson wins the NC.
Patrick Towles - yeah, 0-5 for his career against the Cards. So depressed he returns to Lexington and buys Hatcher's remaining stock of weed, earns the nickname "Towlie."
Lovie Smith fires Garrick McGee after 3 seasons to save his own ass
Lovie Smith is fired by Illinois the following year, inquires into availability of Mark Stoops, but...
UaK FB takes a step back and goes 4-8, Stoops gets a contract extension, again, immediately exclaims 2017 is THE year
5 more UaK football players arrested
UaK BB still cannot win another NC despite the best talent, Calipari takes out his anger on Hostess and Chinese Buffets throughout Lexington, enters Fat Ass Acres Fat Farm in Hazard, KY, gets group discount with Lorenzen and Elam, they quickly loot the Food King creating a local state of emergency
Brad Calipari calls Saul Smith for emotional support within 2 weeks of Cayuts on the Run at 12:01, develop friendship, even Kim Davis does not veto their marriage license application because of her love for the 2 syllable Cayuts
Katina Powell arrested on charges of endangering the welfare of a minor, prostitution and being plain old fugly, escapes prosecution when she dies of syphillis.
Chane Behanan must see a doctor, get rid of it.
Larry Wilder found in another garbage can, this time outside of Powell's house, suspended from practice of law for inappropriate relations with a client, also must see a doctor, get rid of it
Andre McGee gets beaten to death by a midget stripper at a cheap strip club on 7th Street Road for getting lap dances he could not afford on Uber wages, police are looking for a midget stripper who was reportedly slightly taller than McGee and may or may not have been a female
NCAA accepts self imposed ban, Rick stays, we win the NC, with or without Nanu (isn't that a U2 song?)
CRP wins back to back NC's in 16-17 and retires (I said this before and stick by it)
Anas is an AA his senior year, after eating lots of Hostess and Chinese Buffets
Donovan Mitchell breaks 2 backboards...in the same game
Deng Adel racks up 3 triple doubles, considers going pro after favorable feedback, but stays another year because Mangok gets a year of eligibility back.
Brad Stevens wins an NBA championship at some point with Boston, never does he coach at U of L, unfortunately, because that almost happened
Billy Donovan leaves OKC when Durant and Westbrook opt out, replaces Rick and wins back to back NC's in 18-19, That's right, I said 4 in a row
KSP investigate mass suicide of people drinking blue Flavor Aid throughout Kentucky, Coach Stoops is suspected as mastermind with intent to weed out all UaK basketball fans, investigation quickly fizzles when lead detective correctly points out that Stoops' schemes never work
King Henry enters Rageaholics, makes it to step 2, kills his sponsor, gets his Ph.D. in English from prison
PervisGriffith wins Robbie Eisenger comeback player of the year award in Jewish Community Center over 40 league, 2d place goes to Beau Zach Smith.
ajgcard wins The Masters, along the way beats many 2 armed guys in long drive contests at local driving ranges to supplement his income
Rollem Cards' give a damn, still broken
gocds wins Powerball, buys Courier-Journal, just so he can change the name to Curious Urinal for one day, then fires everyone and closes it down
Pike96, maimed in bizarre vacuum cleaner accident, has to see the Ass Man to have it removed, Carwell Gardner listed as a person of interest
Jack Coffee finishes his college degree to be eligible for BOT, gets the appointment
Zipp moves to LA, marries Caitlin Jenner, they argue daily about who will pay for the Yum Center - both are wrong, correct answer is gocds with his lottery money
mwatson continues to yell at kids to get off his lawn, but still gets good info about Trinity kids
CardHack wins Pulitzer Prize in new Message Board Category
Sonya sues CFBM for alleged copyright infringement of her Christmas poem for this thread
Zgrasshopper elected Mayor of Lexington, first executive act is to change color of neon on their one tall building to red
Vegasville, tired of strippers from this ordeal leaves Vegas and moves back to Louisville, changes his name to VilleVille
T-Bone goes to Kansas believing he can find the Wizard of Oz, hopes for same result as the Scarecrow, denied.
Omar, don't worry about Omar, he's not with us no more
Cocoa blows his IRA on internet start up offering train trips to out of town U of L games, calls it WWW.GETONTHETRAIN.COM
Marty Pulliam gets his championship rings back, burglar prosecuted
Matt Jones, sent to penitentiary for breaking into Pulliam's house and stealing his U of L championship rings, set to be released after one year by UaK friendly parole board but decides he likes living with thousands of men and stays voluntarily
Sultan of Swine sets international message board record for threads with no replies
BOTH Birdteeth and Boom Boys continue to provide good information - and people complain about it
Capt. Tony continues to collect many bras, but still wishes for panties.
Cardiac Red and daughter's team win Indiana state basketball championship, he cannot help himself, burns his own couches to celebrate, wife is pissed, but understands
Howie gets his dream shot at ESPN, takes over for Lee Corso, biggest problem is head gear never fits over his big melon, we miss him
CardsDanSimpsonDay - whereabouts unknown
RIP Funnycide and Mrs. Birdteeth
