2017 Genie - 3 Wishes Granted

[ULGrad09]

Alright folks, here's the deal. A huge genie wearing a black and red kilt has been released and that mo fo is offering you 3 sports wishes. The 3 wishes are for a 3 year period of time, so your wish will come true within 3 years of today.

What are your within 3 years, sport based wishes and in order of importance?!

Mine are:

1) UofL Wins NCAA Title in College Football
2) UofL Wins NCAA Title in Men's College Baseball
3) Cincinnati Reds Win World Series

 

[ThroughBlue]

I can get behind the red legs bringing one home. That better be one suped up genie to grant that wish.

 

[ULGrad09]

I can get behind the red legs bringing one home. That better be one suped up genie to grant that wish.

Yeah, I should have probably just said "Reds finish season with a winning record" still would take a great deal of genie power though haha

 

[Morgantown Card]

I can get behind the red legs bringing one home. That better be one suped up genie to grant that wish.

Hot chicks in yoga pants are something I can get behind.

 

[cardfaninmemphis]

Hot chicks in yoga pants are something I can get behind.

Literally as well as figuratively!!!

Can one of mine be a lap dance from each member of the dance team? i think that would be sports related.

 

[Knucklehank1]

I can get behind the red legs bringing one home. That better be one suped up genie to grant that wish.

The Reds are going to be historically bad in 2017. That's why they kept Bryan Price. Why buy out his contract when Casey Stengel couldn't coach this bunch of numb nuts to a winning season.

 

[ThroughBlue]

Hot chicks in yoga pants are something I can get behind.

Now you're talking

 

[fredburgcard]

World peace is more likely than the Reds winning the World Series in the next three years. Some things even an all powerful genie can't do.

I read an article recently which listed circumstances that would result in NL Central teams winning the division next season. For the Reds it simply said: "The Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and Brewers fold their franchises."

 

[beasleythecard]

Literally as well as figuratively!!!

Can one of mine be a lap dance from each member of the dance team? i think that would be sports related.

You have to get a dance from klenakis and both Granthams first.

 

[cardfaninmemphis]

You have to get a dance from klenakis and both Granthams first.

Oh, so it is THAT kind of genie.

I am scared of what he would make us do to win a National Title in Football: give the committee members each a tongue bath?

 

[beasleythecard]

Oh, so it is THAT kind of genie.

I am scared of what he would make us do to win a National Title in Football: give the committee members each a tongue bath?

Didnt think the joke that far through. Lol

Id simply as the genie for linemen on both sides of the ball and we would witness history here in louisville.

 

[JohnKBA]

World peace is more likely than the Reds winning the World Series in the next three years. Some things even an all powerful genie can't do.

I read an article recently which listed circumstances that would result in NL Central teams winning the division next season. For the Reds it simply said: "The Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and Brewers fold their franchises."

Hell, Metta World Peace is more likely to win the NBA MVP award than the Reds are to win the WS