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How can a Republican tell if a rape is legitimate?

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To a Republican a legitimate rape can only occur if the
woman has an aspirin between her knees.
If there was no aspirin, then the woman was obviously asking for it and
the rape is illegitimate. Since the
government is now sticking its nose in the healthcare system, the Republicans
plan on passing a law declaring aspirin to be a form of birth control and thus
not covered by Medicare.

This post was edited on 8/24 1:51 AM by PORTACARD
 
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