You know what I'd do with a million dollars, man?
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I'd buy UofK fans some teeth, a barber who specializes in removing mullets, new underpinning and some pallets(for the porch) of their mobile home. Each one would get a case of Rid with a free nit comb, a travel size bottle of Scope, one new pair of white socks and a case of Blue Ribbon beer (I can't take claim for the red neck, that is compliments of the creator). All you'd have to do to claim your prize would be to present your Billy Gillespie fan club card and testify that Caliponzi was framed at those other two places....don't worry, no one will ask you to spell or anything like that. Oh! All giveaways will take lace n the parking lot of your local Wal Mart.
I'd by you some therapy for all that hate that you keep bottled up inside
Hate? No.
I call it a great sense of humor. Finding the funny side of something is great therapy.
That was hate. Funny is "LPT" or "slappys". He had to reach deep into the depths of his hatred to bring that paragraph out.
You know why I never get irritated, angry, or upset about what UK fans say on their board? It's because I don't read it. I don't care what they are saying over there.
And I think you've been treated pretty well over here overall.
I posted on the uk board once before and literally only said hi to one of the posters that used to post here and was met with several posts telling me to f $!# off or worse. Something also tells me you never speak out against Uk posters that spew hate against our players, coaches, or fans. Am I right about that?
I'll tell you what. Go to RR and search my username. I literally stay calling out posters over there.
And for the record it doesn't bother me what anyone says on here about Kentucky. It's an internet message board. I just enjoy the sports talk from knowledgeable fans.
Humor is a sign of intelligence. Someone call the bully police. ThroughBlue is sad and confused.
First and foremost, you can't "by" me anything, but go ahead and try. This is where I'd bring up your EBT card but I guess I don't need to go there.
Secondly, I don't know you well enough to hate you. I have friends that worship at the UK altar and we get along great. Hate is a strong emotion, one that I rarely partake in. My feeble attempt at humor in my earlier post bothered you, and no, I didn't have to dig too deep to write that paragraph, it came quickly, like some hit song that John Prine woke up in the middle of the night and wrote in five minutes.
That being said, I sincerely apologize if I hurt your feelings. I wish you and your "brothers" nothing but happiness and success in life. Good luck in the NCAA's. I hope you all win the Powerball Saturday night and John Calipari signs a new pair of Converse tennis shoes for all of you.
Oh... and lighten up Nancy.
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