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My Cards dream come true?

TheRealVille

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Woke from a nap and dreamed this.

Miami at Louisville

Once again the Cards opponent gets the ball first and moves down the field and scores a TD. Miami makes it look too easy.

Cards fans are already getting pissed.

Louisville however moves the ball to midfield on a promising drive only to have to punt after a holding penalty sets them back.

Cards fans are starting to drink more than they usually do.

Miami again moves the ball quickly and scores a second TD for a 14 to 0 lead. There's still 8 minutes in the first quarter.

Cards fans are having to go and take a piss, shaking their heads in disbelief.

On its second drive Louisville moves the ball once again as Issac Brown hits a couple big runs. Fans come alive on a circus catch by Lacy and the Cards cut the lead to 14 to 7.

Fans coming back from the bathroom are saying, "What Happened?"

Miami again is moving the ball when the first quarter ends. 14 to 7. Cards have life but they got to get to Ward.

The Cards finally force a 4th down around midfield early in the second quarter. Miami goes for it but fails.

Cards fans are jumping up and down and ordering another beer.

Cards grasp the momentum and march right down the field with Brooks making a key 3rd down catch. Cards run Brown in from the four yard line to tie the game at 14.

Cards fans are so excited they're spilling their beers.

The euphoria is short-lived however as Miami moves the ball down to the red zone. Cards force a FG attempt that Miami converts. 17 to 14. 5 minutes to halftime.

Cards fans have to piss again but don't want to miss this last Cards possession.

Cards move the ball into FG range and ultimately another penalty forces a long FG attempt that fails. Miami has about 90 seconds and they too miss a long FG as the clock runs out on the first half. 17 to 14.

Cards fans ,well you probably know?

Third quarter again doesn't start well for the Cards as they have to punt after just three plays. Miami does get a first down but has to punt after a holding call.

Cards fans are mocking the refs on the holding call. It's about time!

Both teams move the ball in the third quarter but both defensives are being selfish about giving up big plays. Finally, with a few minutes left in the third quarter, Miami scores a TD on a great throw by Ward. 24 to 14.

Cards fans are now thinking about food. Looks like it's not going the way they hoped. Might as well eat.

Cards drive the ball as the fourth quarter gets underway and again Brooks and Lacy make incredible catches, leading to a TD to J. Johnson on 4th and goal. 24 to 21

Cards fans are saying I got it, it Brooks and Lacy, like Brooks and Dunn. They still have time to order another beer.

The Hurricanes with 10 minutes to go decide to run a little clock. However, right around midfield, Quincy Riley intercepts Ward and takes it down near the red zone.

Cards fans are really spilling their beers now, but this time they don't care.

Issac Brown takes it in from seven yards and the Cards are rocking the stadium with a 28 to 24 lead. However, there's still 5 minutes to go and Miami's perfect season is on the line.

Cards fans have to sit down. Please, please hold onto this lead.

Ward moves the Canes to midfield once again but it took longer than they wanted and when the 2 minute warning arrives, they're at the Cards 40 yard line.

Cards fans are praying, no pass interference, God no, no frigging pass interference.

But God is off preparing to help Notre Dame against the Yellowjackets so on a 3rd and 8 Louisville is flagged for pass interference. Miami gets the ball at the 18 yard line or so and the Cards defense has it's back against the wall.

But on a 3rd and 4 Ashton Gillotte sacks Ward from behind knocking the ball loose and after a 20 man pileup, the refs point in the Cards direction.

Cards then run out the clock and win the game. 28 to 24.

Cards fans are storming the field.

I got up from my nap and wrote all of this down. Sometimes dreams do come true?

😎
 
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